I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
we fucking broke it, guys
when your parents tell you not to talk back and to check your attitude because you had a bad day but then they come home and take out their bad day on you because you left a spoon in the sink
tv shows and movies that make the hot girl secretly really smart make me so mad like they want everyone to be surprised. here’s a surprise. i’m delivering bees straight to your door
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science